carriage-shy

adj.

adverse to having children

She wants children, but her husband is a tad carriage-shy.

by dilettante August 1, 2008

Carriage-housing

A suspicious two part act when one skips hand washing after a poop and goes strait for a bag of snacks shared by several people.

I'm pretty sure Rudyerd has been "carriage-housing" my bag of goldfish.

by CarriageMaster November 29, 2013

Carbage

Empty potato chip bags, candy wrappers, water bottles, and other debris accrued in one’s car.

After I go on a road trip, my car is filled with carbage for weeks!

by RaechiePaechie March 5, 2019

Carbage

Food cups, wrappers, dirty diapers that litter the floor of your car.

When my mother drops me off at school all the carbage falls out.

by buckshot76 April 14, 2019

Carriage Driver Hands

This word is neither an insult or compliment. The word exists for the soul purpose of confusion and contemplation usually on the older generation.

Karen wanted her older lover to put his Carriage Driver Hands on her.

by Steezmiester June 21, 2020

Carbage diet

A diet in which you can eat all the carbs you want as long as you find them in the trash.

Hey, I saw you digging in the garbage at work. Are you poor?

Not poor, just trying this new carbage diet.

by cokemidget November 3, 2020

carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long

this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn

by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021