caress me down

A very dank song by Sublime.

"So she told me to come over and I took that trip,
And then then she pulled out my mushroom tip,
And when it came out, it went *drip drip drip*
I didnt know she had the G.I. Joe, kung fu grip" -Caress Me Down

Only Sublime could pull off a song about getting a handjob.

by aclockworkapple December 8, 2007

Carlos Santana

A man born with talent who can play the guitar VERY well.
Black Magic Woman was one of his hits.

Many people wish they had guitar skillz like Carlos Santana!

by CarlosX January 1, 2006

House-of-Cards Justice System

A "house-of-cards justice system" is a system that gives the illusion of standing for justice, but is simply a set of barely balanced cards, stacked upon each other to suit the requirement of the time, and which will collapse on closer analysis.

Johnny: Dang, a minority religious leader from my neighborhood was charged and convicted based on no evidence or witnesses
Jake: Hays County has a house-of-cards justice system

by Jake Pepper May 10, 2011

keep your cards close to your chest

Keep your plans only with you, be careful and do not tell to the wrong person. small mouth.

I´m leaving my job next year for a 6 months travel around the world, but should keep your cards close to your chest, otherwise your boss will fire you before next year.

by billy22012 October 17, 2013

Caresse

A girl who is ratchet, but EXTREMELY FUNNY and cute. A really good friend and very trustworthy.
An amazing girl who makes me smile every time you see her. When she's gone you realized that you need to talk to her more.
Really good at singing, and looks cute in glasses and her hair tied in a bun. A person loved by everyone.
Gives really good advice when you need it. Sweeps you off your feet with that smile.
She is just cute, funny, caring, adorable, and beautiful.

OMG WHO DAT?

OH DATS CARESSE YO.

by FAVRATCH May 10, 2013

NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner)

NOCAYB (acronym for "No One Cares About Your Boner") is shorthand reminders of one of the true maxims of a polite interaction online: nobody cares about your boner. Typically deployed in situations where a party has unnecessarily brought up the attractiveness of a celebrity, or sexualized something or someone to an uncomfortable extent, bringing an unfortunate halt to normal, non-perverted conversation.

Dude 1: "Yo, man, that Anne Hathaway is a great actress."

Dude 2: "Yes, she is! She also has really nice feet. I want her to crush my balls like wine grapes."
Dude 1: "...Um, NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner), Dude 2."

by AntiBannerThief June 21, 2018

house of cards

metaphor pertaining to something of a fragile or volatile nature.

-from an old past-time of standing up playing cards together in the form of a house, this "structure" can fall apart at any time from the slightest action (e.g. an air current).

"We must plan this campaign implementing maximum precision, else it will disintegrate into a house of cards."

by Polo January 6, 2008