Carl is basically the most uncool person ever. People don't care about the person's name, so they call them a carl. They sit in the bathrooms for lunch because no one likes them. Are you a carl?
by AlaylayChips October 19, 2016

by Eatdatpussy69 April 18, 2018

Any one of the fellas you see wearing polos, too-big cargo khakis and/or ill-fitting jeans, and (most importantly) those big 'ol white New Balance sneakers. Large native population found at Georgia Tech's campus.
Person 1: "Do you think there's like, a secret cult of people that dress like that? Like do they all agree to do that, or it just kinda happens?"
Person 2 : "Ehh better not to think too much about it. They're just the Carls of the world."
Person 2 : "Ehh better not to think too much about it. They're just the Carls of the world."
by gatechfacts December 8, 2018

An individual who has evolved into somewhat of an urban legend at the music festival Electric Forest in Rothbury, MI. All you hear all weekend is "Where's carl???" Originally based either on the artist who shows up at every show or on a kid who went missing the first day of the fest and didn't get reunited with his crew till the last day.
Day one, Person one: "WHERE'S CARL??!"
Day 2, Everyone: " WHERE IS CARL?????!!"
Last day: "WHERE IS--"
"EVERYONE STFU"
Day 2, Everyone: " WHERE IS CARL?????!!"
Last day: "WHERE IS--"
"EVERYONE STFU"
by Bobbfet September 25, 2013

Big mole nigga witta lil Peter A.K.A chode. Also he gets no pussy cuz he's a fat lazy cunt with self-esteem issues and resorts to narcissism to help him him think he's all that.
Carl has no penis
by LongNipple Tip January 7, 2019

A Carl is somebody that doesn't give a SHIT about anything. No actually he will give SHIT to anybody. A Carl will take a shit in trash can at the Holiday Inn, then try to fling it around the room like a monkey. Carls enjoy letting friends watch him shit and take bets on places he will take a shit next. Carls are really dirty, they enjoy eating Doritos while they shit.
A Carl will also sleep with anything that has a Vagina. Be it a human, or animal speicies.
A Carl will also sleep with anything that has a Vagina. Be it a human, or animal speicies.
by Carl's Dads Dad March 8, 2010

Caaaaaaarrrrllllll?...... Carl?
by i need help with math May 5, 2018
