Carl

An actually perfect human being who is sweet, funny, smart and too pretty to be real.

‘Damn that guy must be a Carl.’

by m.ckiie October 11, 2018

carl

I nAmeD Ma fEEsh CARl.i LuV CARL

other guy:why did u name your fish carl?
guy:I LUV CARL!!!!!!!!1!!!!11111!111!!!!!
other guy:😕

by 🐸LORD GARRY🐸 September 4, 2023

carl

Someone who always lies... A walking cap

Carl is a walking cap

by A1RWr3ck September 25, 2020

Carl

A non derogative slang for African Americans. Derived from many TV shoes in which a black man is named Carl.
Carl Winslow (Family Matters)
Carl (The Simpsons)

Founded in St. Petersburg, Fl.

That is one huge Carl.

by Def Dr. April 17, 2007

Carl

Your typical angry coworker. Carl will slam his keyboard when he is upset, and blame his horoscope for his misfortunes. Carl enjoys eating Salmon at his desk and making the rest of his coworkers suffer from the stench. Don’t be Carl.

There must be a Carl in here, I can feel the negative energy in the office.

by Jenn_S February 4, 2020

carl

most annoying and stupid person ever. Do not approach him. Do not be friends with him he can affect ur level of intelligence and make ur brain dissapear. He is not a mentally stable person and can cause your SUICIDE. PLS IF U SEE HIM CONTACT AN EXTERMINATOR. THANK YOU

btw carl’s IQ level is -100

by ihatecarl.com September 28, 2020

Carl

An individual who has evolved into somewhat of an urban legend at the music festival Electric Forest in Rothbury, MI. All you hear all weekend is "Where's carl???" Originally based either on the artist who shows up at every show or on a kid who went missing the first day of the fest and didn't get reunited with his crew till the last day.

Day one, Person one: "WHERE'S CARL??!"
Day 2, Everyone: " WHERE IS CARL?????!!"
Last day: "WHERE IS--"
"EVERYONE STFU"

by Bobbfet September 25, 2013