Skip to main content

Carolingian

adjective, also noun

1. Of, or relating to, the dynasty established by Charles Martel ('The Hammer'), which superseded Merovignian rule of the Franks in the 8th century, and which reached its zenith in 800 with Charlemagne's coronation as Holy Roman Emperor. Members of this imperial family are termed Carolingians.

2. In the manner of, or pertaining to, a certain dread debauchee known as Charles, who by turns fosters utter libertinism and personal betterment among his coterie of misfit peers (or, in generous terms, friends).
1. The denier's introduction by Pepin III, among other Carolingian currency reforms, influenced subsequent European currencies such as the pound and lira. This was an impressive flex for someone bynamed Pepin the Short. On that note, Carolingians (who weren't nicknamed for crushing Arab and Berber forces in the 730s) bore curious sobriquets. Charles the Bald, for instance, was massively hirsute.

2. This port city has experienced something of a Carolingian renaissance as of late. Last weekend, Charles and the lads quaffed heaps of beer and spirits, most of which were acquired in recompense for sexual favours; ingested illicit drugs to the point of inducing violent emesis; offered stirring karaoke renditions of every track on the 'Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt' playlist; and engaged in other acts of moral and physical depravity that will, doubtless, surface on one questionable online hub or another. The convivial crew paused only to wax quasi-philosophical on such topics as realpolitik and etymology, or to partake in a nutritious meal after hiking a mountain and chucking around a frisbee.
by DrSJohnson December 24, 2019
mugGet the Carolingian mug.

Mind Curdling

Mind exhausting or mind tiring job in other words Dimagh ka Dahi kar dene wala kaam.
its really a mind curdling work to find out a miniature difference of 25/50 paisa in monthly bank reconciliation statement.
by anonymous April 1, 2010
mugGet the Mind Curdling mug.

Muff Caroling

The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.
Last Christmas eve i went muff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.
by Att2455 January 11, 2014
mugGet the Muff Caroling mug.

Gareth Carling

A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.

Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.

In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.

Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Gareth Carling’s done an absolute madness! Gaz on a mad one!
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy October 28, 2021
mugGet the Gareth Carling mug.

carling

to go door to door and punch people in the face
one day, i was carling my way through the streets when some girl said she didnt like carling so i carled her so hard that she had to get stitches
by DarCyZ December 10, 2008
mugGet the carling mug.

Birthday Candling

Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.
Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.
by kitkat93 December 13, 2010
mugGet the Birthday Candling mug.

candling

a sexual act involving 3 or more people. one person, the candler, repeatedly shoves his penis into the anuses of the other members of the candling group until his shaft is covered in a layer of shit which then can be lit on fire for further enjoyment
-dude did you hear about Shankara?

-no what happened?

-he was caught candling with his mom and dad!

-shit that's gross!!!!
by letmecandle August 19, 2011
mugGet the candling mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email