Crabed

Amazing trio of ant nap experts . Often mistaken for used stuffed animals sells people.

Person: hurry crabed is coming hide in

the bushes.

by Crabed November 16, 2019

carved tomato

a gaping butthole

ew i hate girls with a carved tomato

by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021

Carbery

A dingleberry raised in Canada. Due it cold weather and lack of sunlight, it’s smaller and more pale than it's American counterparts. That being said it’s still has the small look and stench of the American left Dingleberry.

It’s Carbery season in Canada, hopefully the prime Minister will come out of hiding and let’s us out of the house to go pick some.

by Vikingssuckballs August 10, 2022

David Carben

David Carben is the most kindest, loving, caring, funny, handsome person anyone could ever meet. He will never fail to put a smile on your face whenever he’s around. Everyone likes to hang around David because of his amazing, quirky personality. David is the best person that you could ever meet in your life and you are sure to always remember him and keep him dear to your heart.

David Carben is the kindest hearted person. And my best friend.

by David Carben November 22, 2020

carped out

When someone takes too much GHB and cannot be woken up.

Damn bro, Jairus is carped out in my room.

by BIGJG November 8, 2007

carbe diem

A statement to use when someone comments on you eating something extremely tasty but unhealthy.

Linda: "Are you going to eat pizza... Again?!"

John: "Carbe Diem, bitch"

by Radi146 April 14, 2014

carved up

When a player moves quickly past an opponent during a game of skill.

Todd: Johnny carved up Sebastian the other day.
Ben: Johnny has game bra!

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011