Napsexual

The near antonym of pansexual. Occurring when an individual has a profound dislike or hatred, and lack of sexual attraction toward anyone. But they love naps.

James: Hey there sexy, you wanna go out ;)

Jennifer: First, you have no game. Second, my only attraction is gravitated toward naps. Third, I just hate you in general.

James: Oh, so you’re a Napsexual?

Jennifer: That’s fucking stupid. Just like you. God, I’m tired.

by CawryGoneAwry November 13, 2017

Clapsexual

The clapsexuals are a very special type of sexual deviants, specializing in having sex with anthropomorphic ponies (generally My Little Pony characters). Since MLP ponies do not exist in the real world, clapsexuals are fucking plush toys merchandise. Do not be confused, this group is NOT composed of children, but grown males! Yes, those are grown men, obsessed with fucking juvenile characters from a children's TV show!

- Do you think I can hook up with Jimmy over there?
- Havent you heard? He is clapsexual! Hes got like 10 Rainbow Dash dolls and he fucks them every day!
- This is sick!

by Enclave Razorback August 8, 2016

Papsexual

To be sexuily attached to paper.

Tyler is papsexual and loves to fuck paper

by Dickhole0365 November 17, 2017

cedsexual

when umare deeply in love with cedric diggory

are you straight or bi?
oh no im cedsexual

by cedisahottie December 29, 2020

clopsexual

Someone attracted to ponies, specifically MLP.

Did you here about Brian?
Yeah, I can't believe he's a clopsexual.

by Just Me12 September 19, 2016

catsexual

When a female likes cats in a sexual way.

Shamill goes out one night. He meets a cat. He likes said cat. He captures said cat. He RAPES said cat. said cat feels satisfied. Said cat runs away whenever said cat meets shamill. Said cat comes back for more! Shamill is happy. He is catsexual.

by jemma + laura February 29, 2008

Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006