fart cannon

A disproportionately large muffler or exhaust pipe, mounted on an automobile with a small displacement engine. Named for the flatulence like sound the vehicle's exhaust makes.

A six inch fart cannon attached to a 1 inch tailpipe? Don't tell me. You've seen The Fast and the Furious at least once, right?

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003

Cannae

Lowland Scots for 'cannot', i.e. not Scots slang for 'cannot'.

"Dinnae fash yersel' if ye cannae make it the night, Shug"

by Polmental September 3, 2016

cannabist

One who has an affinity for all things relating to cannabis. Can be a synonym for a cannabis connoisseur. A cannabist is essentially more than a marijuana smoker, he or she is a marijuana enthusiast. A cannabist can often be spotted with his nose in a baggie of bud for long periods of time, or examining a nugget or brick of hash up close with a magnifying class as if it was a piece of jewelry. Most cannabists are familiar with most aspects of cannabis culture-- breeding, growing, smoking, rolling, smoking device construction, etc. Some may contend a cannabist is nothing more than a marijuana geek.

"Your boy that calls himself a cannabist talks way too much about weed. Every word that comes out of the dude's mouth is about some strain or another. What a buzz kill..."

by dextro April 20, 2006

Cannibowl

One who invites oneself to partake in your weed, especially right as you light a freshly-packed bowl; a hybrid of cannabis and bowl and a homophone of cannibal.

Someone who Bogarts your bowl.

Pussy McGee: Yo, is that OG Kush? Let me hit that!
Eight-Foot Cock In Sunglasses: Fuck off you cannibowl.

by John, A Goat From Space March 6, 2011

cannabiphobia

1. Unreasoning or irrational fear of cannabis or exaggerated prejudice toward recreational and/or medical users of cannabis.
2. Believing propaganda or myths such as marijuana being a dangerous drug on par with heroine and cocaine.

"He wanted to come to the concert but he is too much of a cannabiphobe. He is afraid of inhaling second-hand pot smoke."

"Keep your weed under wraps there are a few cannabiphobes in the room, don't want to cause a panic."

"Man I feel for you, I would hate to live in Sweden where cannabiphobia is so rampant."

"Quit being so cannabiphobic! She is an awesome person, quit judging her just because he has a puff every once in a while!"

by hawaiisweden December 25, 2011

Cannabian

A person who lives their life for Cannabis, whether recreationally or medicinally. A true "cannabian" feels 4:20 pm arriving with enough foresight to roll a doobie in time. Cannabians like hemp ANY/EVERYTHING. They get the munchies and know exactly what combinations of Doritos, Chocolate Cupcakes and Strawberry milk will neutralize the cannabis and promote a sense of well-being that pharmaceuticals just cannot offer.

I am so Cannabian that my dorm voted me 'most likely to suck seeds'.

by DrPDirty March 19, 2012

cannibal apocalypse

cannibal apocalypse

an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.

person one: OH MY GOSH IT'S A CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE!
person two: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET EATEN!

by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012