cankle

Where the calf and ankle merge to become one large stalk and takes on a tree-trunkish appearance

I have cankle sores.

by me November 14, 2003

cankles

Lack of narrowing of the lower calf where it meets the foot.

It's amazing that guy can get his shoes on with those cankles.

by SimonPure September 17, 2010

cankle

When the calf of a woman/man seems to fuse to the foot, not leaving any slimness between these two points. Mostly tubbos (really morbidly obese people) have these goin on.

1)That really, enormously chunky lady over there had some insane cankles.

2)If anybody finds cankles attractive, something is seriously wrong with you.

by Elm0 January 1, 2007

Canket

The combination of a cape and a blanket. Essentially, that make-shift superhero costume you made as a child. Tying a blanket around your neck and pretending it is a cape to make your self look way more awesome than you actually are. The Canket has many advantages including:

1. Attracting other secret superheros who mistake you for a real superhero
2. Easily drawing people to your outstanding humor and charm
3. Keeping you warm from three sides (similar to the widely known "Snuggie"). Basically a makeshift Snuggie without those totally worthless sleeves which make it look dumb like a robe.

1. Allie (person in Canket): "Woooshhhhhh I'll save you!"
Real superhero: "You're a superhero too?! Come, let me show you my layer..."

2. Allie (still in Canket): *Jumping from chair to chair in the doctor's office*
Cute person: Hahaha that girl over there is HILARIOUS! I think I'll go ask her out to dinner.

3. Allie (in Canket yet again): "Burr I'm cold" *Extends Canket around arms, similar to wrapping herself in a blanket* "That's better, thank God for my multi-purpose Canket!"

by Avon12 July 7, 2011

Cankles

The area that should be an ankle, but instead skips right to the foot.

"Yo Michelle has mad cankles!"

by Mortgage May 13, 2014

Cankles

An unfortunate condition, most common in females, in which the bottom of the leg and top of the foot meet with no appearent "in between".

see elephant leg; cow leg; etc...

by Ardet April 6, 2005

cankle

When there is no clear distinction as to where the ankle and calf are separated. It's most common in people that are heavy or big-boned. (meaning they usually shake the house when they walk, or waddle)

Where are Wanda's calf and ankle? Since I can't see them, she must have cankles!

by Cankles the Friendly Hippo September 11, 2003