cankletwat 

A woman who is too much of a mess (physically and/or emotionally) to be worthy of being called a "bitch."

That hypocrite likes to pick apart everyone else's flaws which she also has but won't accept. What a cankletwat!

"Cankletwat" can also be used as a term of endearment between very close girlfriends, as in, "No more martinis for you, you sassy cankletwat."

cankletwat by sparklesalad October 18, 2008

cockletwat 

Cock-L'-Twat n. (also verb, i.e. cockletwatery- the act of being a cockletwat). A cockletwat is a typically person whose reluctance to perform an action makes them both disagreeable (cock, see dick) and timid (twat, see pussy.)

Dude, c'mon. Stop being such a cockletwat. Let's go to that party instead of staying in tonight.

cockletwat by p8ntbol18 January 1, 2008

CankleKate 

1. To dance with no grace, rhythm or timing, but blame somebody else (kids, teacher) for your lack of talent

2. To dance like an elephant zombie

v. The snooty woman canklekated all over the dance floor.

n. He was stuck with a real canklekate at the nightclub.

v. Tony tried, but his partner's constant canklekating really got to him.

CankleKate by Jewel64 April 23, 2010