cankletop

Cankletop is a form of serious body deformation or wardrobe misuse. The term is derived from the combination or cankles and muffin-top. Cankles occur when the ankle and the calf are connected as one. Cankletop occurs when the cankle itself overburdens a specific type of footwear, causing a "muffin-top" effect to occur on the cankle. This effect can be seen most often on females who choose to wear sweatpants with ugg boots.

Dude, that chick has some serious cankletop going on! It's out of control!

by Tyler B. Johnson December 16, 2008

Canklet

A Canklet is a ankle bracelet design by a heffer for a heffer. A decoration for a fat girls ankle.

Hey did you happen to see that blinged out Canklet wrapped around that tree trunk she calls a leg?

by Bobby Baboon May 27, 2018

canklet

a canklet is an ankle bracelet worn by someone with cankles. often it ends up looking like a misplaced choker.

aww, that chubby girl looks so dainty and pretty with her fat painted toes and that pretty canklet.

by s beskow August 21, 2006

Canklepotamus

1. A grossly obese reptile known for hidden colostomy bags, epileptic seizures, lesbianism and lying.
2. The 2016 Democrat Party nominee for President of the United States.
3. An evil cunt.

Did you see the dump the Canklepotamus took? It looks just like an UD volunteer editor!!!

The reason the FBI didn't indict is because there isn't a prison cell large enough to hold the Canklepotamus.

Hey, did you hear the Canklepotamus ' latest lie?

The Democrats gave us a bad choice between the Canklepotamus and a communist, smh.

by Johnny Midnyte September 10, 2016

Candleloping

When a person/individual is described as hovering around a candle with intent to extinguish the flame.

Candice is well-known for Candleloping around these parts.

by Maverick_80 November 14, 2011

Canklebot

Word describing the persona of Hillary Rodham Clinton. A word to describe the embodiment of all evil.

Hillary , that Canklebot bitch is stealing the election.

by NickHowdy July 7, 2016

cankletwat

A woman who is too much of a mess (physically and/or emotionally) to be worthy of being called a "bitch."

That hypocrite likes to pick apart everyone else's flaws which she also has but won't accept. What a cankletwat!

"Cankletwat" can also be used as a term of endearment between very close girlfriends, as in, "No more martinis for you, you sassy cankletwat."

by sparklesalad October 18, 2008