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faux camping

An activity that involves being packed up by your city slicker friends and towed 4 hours away to an place almost as urban as the one you just left to spend the weekend in a "cabin" that is nicer than your own house. There you spend 2 days watching your city slicker friends occupy themselves with the hot-tub (what is so fun about sitting in hot water?), going to local wineries (ick), and fussing over there 4 small dogs who hate the outdoors and shake as if they having a seizure whenever they must venture outside the "cabin".
Boy, I sure am glad I had that extra $150 to drop on listening to you and your dogs whine every time there is a bug withing 35 feet. I LOVE FAUX CAMPING...not.
by catahoula_wv August 3, 2007
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Camping Stains

Non-descript stain (and/or stains) on tents, sleeping bags, tables, portable grill, pillows, blankets, shoes, chairs, picnic tables, socks, under garments, air mattress, all of the above, but mostly shirts that which you have no recollection as of how they got there after a night and/or weekend of camping combined with power drinking.
Dude, what the hell is that all over your gear?

Hmm? Oh shit, I dunno. Camping stains?
by BLUEROCKS!!!! June 29, 2011
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Campaing

V. The act of combining camping and campaigning into one activity.
The local city council and the police are working to ban Occupy protesters from campaing in public parks.
by Knows Jack October 24, 2011
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Camping Fanny

As in reference to a girl wearing a pair of tights for a long period of time.

The phenomenon of intense heat that can build up in a tent under hot conditions can exponentially increase certain smells. As can happen when wearing nylon tights/stockings this phenomenon can occur.

also due to when camping showers and personal hygiene are less of common practice and can cause said condition.
oh my god, Steph has a bad case of camping fanny after that 14 hour shift.
by hipityhopity October 5, 2013
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camping pussy

A pussy that smells like you've been camping for a week without a shower. Smells like the juice from a food dumpster in the middle of summer.
Damn.. She smells so bad she has that camping pussy.
by Gillykortos October 8, 2016
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cappling

what are you going on about or saying

(cappled)
what are you cappling on about karen!
by ᔕIᔕ November 6, 2019
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Twitter-camping

(v) The act of regularly sending tweets (via Twitter) while following a major broadcasted event with the intent of drumming up viral attention from other Twitter users following the same major event.
@twitteruser gained over 300 new followers from Twitter-camping the presidential debates. It seemed like other people were making the same comments/jokes, but he was just posting them first, so everyone was retweeting him.
by RicepirateMick June 27, 2013
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