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Calzone Cock

When your Penis is folded over and bleeding, it looks like a folded Pizza.
“He woke up to find he had a really bad Calzone Cock”
“Man your boy is looking like a Calzone Cock today”
by Big Arv March 23, 2021
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Calzoned

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.
"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"
by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017
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Calzone

When a woman stretches her pussy lips far enough that they sag . Then the woman forms a pouch with their lips and the man ejaculates into the pouch. Then the woman closes the pouch ( at this point, other items can be mixed into the pouch like meat, lettuce, cheese, etc) and staples it shut. Now you’ve got yourself a Calzone
Awwww shit, I turned that bitch’s pussy into a calzone and gobbled that shit up.
by Small wood August 28, 2019
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NETFLIX Calzone

Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.
"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."
by BallSniffa May 25, 2023
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Calzone

The best cheesiest thing ever created its a pizza burrito with cheese 10/10 would digest again
Did you know that a calzone is gods creation
by Calving November 1, 2020
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Calzone Tits

Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.
Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!
by RichBee193 June 26, 2015
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Brooklyn Calzone

When you wrap your cock in puff pastry and have sex while using melted mozarella as lube
My girl is a freak, she made me give her a Brooklyn Calzone last night
by NeurotoxicSpork October 14, 2022
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