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Calvin’s Law

Coined by League of Legends streamer Elite500 (Calvin), it states

> Giving a bad player kills will not make him better.

That is, the better player will win in all likelihood, regardless of leads gained early game. One should take comfort in his skill above his opponent rather than frustration with circumstances caused by jungler dynamics or other arbitraries, fundamentally out of his control.

Calvin’s Law is ultimately a generalization of common economic knowledge, that lump-sum cash transfers are typically the least effective type of aid which can be given (most notably, the cash transfer programs undertaken by numerous US NGOs in developing areas of Africa). Research by the Overseas Development Institute finds that the risk of corruption, lack of longer-term investment opportunities, and lack of infrastructure and training often render lump-sum cash transfers as the worst alternative among such options as direct training/building/humanitarian aid or regular smaller cash transfers.

Put another way, Calvin’s Law is commentary on the increasingly nepotic and privileged social dynamics of modern society, and a statement of hope despite such conditions. That, regardless of one’s birth and upbringing, as long as one possesses the skill necessary, deserved success will come, in due time.
This isn’t a death, it’s my Calvin’s Law angle!
by Gilgameshx0 February 21, 2023
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CalZona

Callie & Arizona of Grey's Anatomy. They are currently the only fictional lesbian relationship on network TV. (Feb. 2010)
Natasha only watches Grey's for the CalZona scenes.

Sami Riot doesn't care for CalZona, but Natasha loves her anyway<3
by Nati J February 5, 2010
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Calvin and Hobbes

the best damn thing since sliced bread! one of the funniest comics ever made about a six-year-old kid and his imaginary stuffed tiger. once you start reading one, you can't put it down.
i've read every single calvin and hobbes. bill watterson got skill.
by Antonia!!! February 7, 2009
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Calvin

A human being who can be awkward yet cool intelligent and noice to people, even if their a dick to him. he gets good grades often and stays quiet, he is quite shy.
" Why did he say thanks when i called him an asshole, oh that cause he's Calvin, he's often noice even though people are mean to him."
by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018
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Calvin Klein Club

Where one uses cocaine, ketamine and cannabis in one night.
Aight mate, you enjoy last night?
Yeah, joined CKC (Calvin Klein Club) was mental
by MiloC August 28, 2018
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Cavonne

A low class, very unsophisticated person, usually from the provinces. A country bumpkin. Usually used to describe rudeness, especially with regard to slobbish eating habits.
"...hey Sonny, did you whack that guy? Yeah Tony, he was a real freakin' Cavonne! Did you see the way he was scarfing down that pasta...?! Friggin' pig!"
by Sonny G. October 23, 2008
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Cordazer Calvin Broadus Jr.

duude did you know that snoops doggs name is Cordazer Calvin Broadus Jr.?
by ngfi9r3qn5yih05 September 16, 2006
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