calorie queen

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.

I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.

by PMax April 13, 2008

Caloria

A "ship" formed in the roleplay "Ashwick Grove". By definition, Caloria is happiness. They are a couple made up of a boy and a girl, Cale and Tori. They met at a bar, and they fell in love. Caloria brings happiness into the lives of whoever reads their cuteness. It is inevitable that you will love them.

Not that they were at Caloria standard of closeness of anything, but still closer.

Caloria = the epitome of all things adorable.

by erinthebeastly November 5, 2011

Calorie Gallery

When your so fat that people cant help but stare at you as if you are some rare piece of art.

I almost got into a freaking car accident while staring at some calorie gallery wearing spandex and a tube top.

by David From Austin September 26, 2007

Calaya

Calaya is a smart, strong, beautiful, & kind female that does the right thing

You are smart Calaya

by 44357 June 25, 2016

calories

microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night.

person 1: urgh, my clothes are now too small for me
person 2: it must be all those calories

by 5sostheemos May 3, 2013

Calon

A name for a boy that is very attractive , very loving , and usually is very funny. This boy will probably have a very cute laugh. not a very common name making this boy very unique and very nerdy.

wow Calon is freaking adorable

by cerealislit April 2, 2017

Cally

A Cally is the most interesting person you will ever meet. She is fucking drop dead gorgeous with a sexy af body. She can be shy but give her time to be let out her true self. She is the dirtiest minded person you will ever meet. Whomever is dating her, he better not ever let her go because she is loyal to you and only you. She also has a bitch face from hell. A Cally is the best girl to have in bed because she gives the best blow jobs and is a passionate lover. Sometimes she feels unwanted, so reassure her that you want her and only her.

Dude I had sex with this girl last night and she had the sexiest body I have ever seen. She HAD to be a Cally.

by poodlelover2413 May 13, 2018