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callum

callum looks like an absolute fucking lad. He’s probably off fucking models or fixing some problem NASA are having difficulties with.
-Dude... I think it’s callum.

-Yeah man you’re right
- we better fucking respect him
by Definitely not callum March 4, 2021
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Callum

Callum is an amazing,sexy and fit man. If you get a Callum your lucky to have him and keep hold of him. He is very good with words and makes girls laugh 24/7 and always knows what to say. When a Callum finds that one girl he will make her feel like a queen and will love her forever.
Wow he sure treats her like a queen, what a Callum!
by I’m smexyyyyyy😂🤪 March 30, 2019
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Callum

A generally nice person who bully's little kids on the bus, the blames it on them. He's funny and good at flirting-at times- and makes you laugh when needed. He claims to have a large penis but you never know? Callum's have Friday takeaway nights every Fridays which are extremely unhealthy! It would be nice if Callum's had six packs but you don't get anything these days. Callum's have nice hair and tends to be long-ish. They need to learn how to smile properly and have a better sense of humour. They are naturally crazy in the head and some may be mentally disordered. Overall, Callum's are great and nice to be around. They are good company and have similar interests to people. They are too tall though so shrink!
Callum ;)
by The unicorns truth October 23, 2013
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Callum

Someone who loves fat chodes and gives 4 year olds crack he also doesn’t have a phone and he is a try hard
Callum is mean
by Darealbbc May 20, 2019
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Callum

A bisexual furry that wont tell us he is a fury and bi (we still support you though)
Mohaned: Callum you're a furry
Callum: IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY
by OANTHROPOS January 7, 2021
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Callum

He is gay really really really gay

But also a bit of a beast
Omg callum is gay
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Callum

a magnet to any gender
by trapsarevalued September 29, 2020
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