Cauliflower Slap

When a woman proceeds to use her breasts to slap you across the face.

Related to a Mushroom Slap.

I thought everything was fine while we were laying together, then she cauliflower slapped me! Man, I was NOT expecting that!

by Jermey Grem April 26, 2011

cauliflower ears

This is when you come up on some one from behind and vigorously create a heavy amount of friction on their ears with your hands.

Maan, he cauliflowered my ears so bad yesterday, they are still red from it.

by bakedfosho April 23, 2004

cauliflower cornhole

When a skank or hoe has contracted various STD's leaving
her anus resembling a cauliflower.

dude: And when i went down there..
dude2: yea..
dude: I saw she had a cauliflower cornhole!
dude2: wtf.. thats fucking sick.
dude: Yea, i beat that skanky hoe.
dude2: GTFO
dude: what did you say?
dude2: G-T-F-O
dude: nobody talks to me like that!
dude: *grabs crotch*
dude2: wtf?
dude: err, nvm dude, as i was saying..
dude: you goin down like a clown mofucker!
dude * caps dude2 *
dude2: ohnoes!

by Philiiiip January 4, 2009

Cauliflower Cheese

Ejaculating into a rugby player's ears

I tried to Cauliflower Cheese Jonah Lomu...It didn't end well for me

by WedJorton June 4, 2010

Coliflower Effect

When a certain amount of alcohol is consumed, you need to go to the toilet a considerable amount more than normal.

"Oooh, thats the Coliflower Effect Kicking in!"
"Oooops, thats the coliflower effect, be back in a jiffy"

by FrankiDOTGower Bwoiiiiiiiii. x July 27, 2009

Cauliflower

Cauliflower is used to describe hemorrhoids

Hey dude wanna drive crosscountry.

Nah I've got Cauliflower going on.

by JBRc51 April 5, 2020

callaflower

Someone, commomly a small business owner or a person high up in a major corporation/company who is consistantly on his or her cell phone, or cell phone headset.

Did you see the lady on that beer comercial! She was such a callaflower

by Carmelator July 4, 2008