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coaster caddy 

The one person in your group who always wusses out when it's time to go on a on roller coaster so he/she is forced to hold the groups all the bags.
Guy 1: "are you sure you don't want to go on."

Guy 2: "There's no way i'm going on that thing."

Guy 1: "fine, but you're the coaster caddy."

Guy 2: "yeah, yeah I know. Guy 2 Is handed a bunch of bags.
coaster caddy by gubes August 12, 2014
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mall caddy

A male who assumes the role of a devoted carrier of a woman's purse and/or shopping bag. They are usually seen in malls and highly resemble golf bag carriers, hence the name: Mall Caddy. Like their golf counterpart, the Mall caddy offers advice when called upon. However, their advocation pertains to outfits, gift recomendaions, and price restrictions. These males play the beta role of any relationship and is also knowned to be pussy whooped.
"Hey i ran into Mike and his girlfriend at the Macy's....yep he's an honest Mall Caddy."
mall caddy by Dean Carlos November 10, 2007

Scrap the Caddy 

A term used to refer to an object that no longer has value in its entirety, and should be should be considered a sunk asset.

Parts of it could have material value, but it is largely immaterial, junk.
Dale: “Daddy, gotta ‘scrap the caddy’ on that washing-machine, fell out the truck”.

Father: “yeah, ‘scrap the caddy’”
Scrap the Caddy by WebstersBest February 22, 2018

Dip Caddy 

A person that will choose a type of dipping sauce for chicken nuggets.
Dip Caddy : I'd go with the sweet and sour.
Person 1 : Who's that?
Person 2 : My Dip Caddy.
Dip Caddy by Radical5000 April 13, 2006

Fist Caddy 

A "fist caddy" is a slang term for someone who enjoys fisting or cunt punching (see Cunt Puncher). The person who is the "fist caddy" is the submissive or receiving party who is being penetrated by someone's fist for pleasure. A "fist caddy" can be of any gender.
Example 1:
Aly hated to admit it, but she had officially become Kate's FIST CADDY! She was a total bottom who loved getting fisted! Who knew she could be topped!?

Example 2:
He was a good boyfriend; he knew how much Ivan loved to get plowed, face down, ass up, fisted almost all the way up his arm. Ivan was the best fist caddy he ever had. Ivan worshiped his powerful hands with both cheeks as if in prayer. Yes, Ivan was a keep for sure!
Fist Caddy by FIST MASTER October 21, 2007

white caddy

When you and your buddy pull up to a crosswalk and this asshole in a brand new white caddy SUV doesnt stop. Then almost smashes the little riceburner in front of it and nearly misses the sidewalk. Then when he pulls away he totally fucks up his brand new rims by hitting the curb!
Feasting over some hoochies, Doug almost pulled a White Caddy back there.
white caddy by DSA June 8, 2004

cincinnati caddy 

When you use someone to get a ride to party or social gathering ; Cincinnati caddy
Yo man have we found a ride to That party??

2nd person- yea man I hit the Cincinnati caddy on the scrub Wyatt.

Original person- hahaha yea yo he's ****ing retarded
cincinnati caddy by Mr. Mackey mmk November 19, 2013