cactopus

When a girl hasn't shaved her pubes in a short while and they end up stubby and spikey.

I picked up a girl last night and she had a cactopus. After some hot sex I looked down and I was bleeding excessively

by Jake Huang June 24, 2006

Cantoring

The act of whoring around in life.

By cantoring around you are making yourself more likely to be called a slut, whore, etc.

by The BEST Master Baitor October 18, 2009

cactomasochist

a sexual perversion characterized by pleasure in being subjected to pain by penetrative masturbation using cacti

Derived from an image found on /b/ featuring a subject of unknown sex using a cactus to masturbate anally.

Emergency receive thousands of cactomasochists per year for extensive rectal and anal damage.

by Scrippy-chan August 29, 2010

cartortionist

A person who can fit a reasonably large car into a tight and constricting parking space.

Dang bro the way you wedged your truck into that parking spot was amazing, you are a cartortionist my friend

by Capeesh October 26, 2010

Castorri

The most amazing last name that is possibly available to use. If used you child or children will be tall, good looking, athlete's, musicians, smart, and attractive. Be careful though because the mother most often turns into a over protective mom.

Guy 1: "Hey man. You're the best at like everything! Why?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm a Castorri "

by Mr. Never Lie October 12, 2011

cantore

A bald guy getting a fierce blow job on or near the beach.

Peter enjoyed the occasional Cantore' from Susan on the beach where she felt freaky and free.

by NikofTime October 9, 2018

catoriana

A beautiful , intelligent and comical young lady. She has a beautiful soul and is very angelic, but can get crazy if provoked.

Man, I sure do need a Catoriana in my life!

by Tananana December 29, 2018