ass crusticles

The gravelly turd build-up on one's taint
A particulary undesirable person, group of people or event(s)

What a bunch of drama loving ass crusticles...
He is such an ass crusticle

by Emerson Biggens January 18, 2014

chesticles

What you get when you dive into icy cold water. The balls snap up through the abdominal cavity and come to rest in the thorax.

The water was so cold, Charlie got chesticles. his Speedo flat as a Ken doll.

by Pantaloon February 9, 2008

Cumsicle

A insult usually used to thrown in in a argument to confuse the opposing party.
Also used to say that “your such a cumsicle” meaning they would lick a popsicle made of cum

You cumsicle

by Gabesta99 May 23, 2019

Chesticles

Alternative descriptive term for a ladys breasts.

boobs tits breasts jugs melons rack

Tom: Check out her rack Paul!

Phil:Thats a nice set of boobs eh?

Paul: Yup, THATS a nice pair of Chesticles!

by Donkeh December 17, 2008

Cuntsicle

A scantily clad female (or passable tranny) freezing their nether regions, whilst waiting in line outside of your favorite club

Bitch 1: Did that whore forget her pants or is that a dress?
Bitch 2: It's like negative 4 degrees out here and I think I just saw a genital wart.
Bitch 1: What a cuntsicle!

by DrrtyClubber January 21, 2011

cumsicle

frozen sperm on stick that gayman can enjoy licking

instead of licking the cumsicle jimmy stuck it up his ass and enjoyed it form his other whole

by fanarizzle January 8, 2009

Chesticles

Fatty deposits on a man's chest that appear similar to the female mammaries (see also Moobs}. Can be easily observed at tractor pulls, county fairs, flea markets and any truck stop.

Holy cow, does that guy have a pair of chesticles on him! (it's just more fun to say than man boobs)

by Crastoforbit August 26, 2008