value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb June 17, 2016

Jewel of Creation

-Noun-
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper.
This Relic is used to create anything at your will and imagination.

The sacred sword contains the jewel of creation.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

roads of creation

Nobody really knows the true meaning of the word and never will people believe it means the right path to be successful the word was made by bob marley

So you wanna walk through the roads of creation

by Nigganate999 July 16, 2023

pillar of creation

A man's penis.

I was talking to this cute guy, thought he was genuine…but then he sent me his pillar of creation.

by Chalga database December 30, 2023

Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 23, 2025

Stud Situation Creationist

One who creates stud situations for himself.
A stud-wannabe who constantly tries to achieve the status of a stud by constantly trying to create such situations that will help him achieve the status of a stud in the eyes of others.

Chimay is a stud situation creationist.

by Vered P August 1, 2011

Creationist Paradox

A situation where people who know next to nothing about Science feel themselves qualified to refute it, often as a means of defending creationism.

Creationist Paradox in action:
Creationist: I only failed science class because it's all wrong!

by Nona Suomy January 12, 2009