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Crap

1. A tamer version of shit commonly used by kids under the age of 13, who are trying to be cool.2
2. A slang referring to waste.
1. Kid: OLY CRAP ! I FIALED ME TEST ASSWINGMENT!!!"
2. "I just crapped some crap."
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A word everyone thinks is "swearing" but "fuck" can't even be one! It's In the dictionary!
Fuck or crap are not cursing phrases.
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substitute word for the "S" word; stuff
Bill: holy crap!

BOB: get yer crap outta my tiolet
by naikih January 2, 2007
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my friend jake looks like a pile of crap or aleast his skin does
by Mike Colabuno January 2, 2007
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a little kid's word to substitute fuck or shit
what the crap!! My sparkly pink pen is leaking!! CRAP!!
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Yo buddy!!! Got any crap?
by The Hauna Nani January 2, 2007
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1. waste material that can't be disgested or consumed by a person or an animal. Gooshy texture, horrible smell, good for nothing except to fertilize plants - maybe.

2. anything that can't be used for much of anything. Trash. Something substandard, especially when you need something better.

3. lies. A favorite tool for politicians and used car dealers and others who think you're an idiot.
1. a long time ago I was watching the Tonight Show and Jay Leno was joking about the recent American Music Awards show and the new categories that were added that night, who got nominated, who won and so on. He made up a new category: he said that if you combine country music and rap music what do you get?

Country + Rap makes CRAP.

2. Country was once vital, now it's cliched and formulaic. Since Barf Brooks hit it big it's become dumbed down crap for the yuppies.

3. Rap was once fun and creative as well. The first 3 albums by RUN-D.M.C., and stuff from the Fat Boys, L.L. Cool J and Tone Loc were good but now rap is mostly ultra-violent, pornographic, mysogynistic and stupid crap.

4. So look at what Jay Leno said. Combine today's country and today's rap and what do you get?
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 30, 2009
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