cosmo mood

The worst possible mood ever. It involves thoughts of cheating, backstabbing, and being a dick. If he is in a Cosmo mood gtfo asap.

Susan: Mom, what's wrong with Cosmo?

Mom: Susan! Don't go near him he's in a Cosmo mood. Get out while you can. Take the children!

by Europe12345 July 6, 2017

Cosmo Kramer

A stupid and crazy, but bitchin motherfucker in the iconic tv show Seinfeld who often stumbles on a regular basis, spits, speaks in multiple languages and unexpectedly acts radical whether if he is dancing or being stupid. He is seen regularly wearing a detective coat or a lobster or green collared shirt. He has money but nobody knows where he gets it from nor anybody knows his true profession and if he had a job.

Aaron: What is the best part about Seinfeld?

Me: Cosmo Kramer.

Aaron: Why?

Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.

by Girls ❤️ shafts July 18, 2019

Cosmo Mullet

Noun. A hairstyle by trendy and fashionable people that, when it comes down to it, is just a mullet for rich people.

The Cosmo Mullet is most often sported by former hippies turned yuppies. You will especially see it on affluent, aging males trying to maintain a casual, carefree, semi-crunchy look.

Tom Hanks rocked the Cosmo Mullet in The Da Vinci Code

by Aaron Sagers September 20, 2006

Cosmo Jenkins

An international criminal, wanted by the FBI for smugglung glue into the country, thats right, hes a paste smuggler

Wake up Cosmo Jenkins, this is the FBI, we have a bagel

by Vinnie da Homeskillet January 13, 2005

Cosmo Wright

One of the most legendary and greatest speedrunners of all time, noted for previous fastest completion of Ocarina Of Time, Wind Waker, Paper Mario, Castlevania64, and a few others. Through Twitch.tv, Cosmo has become one of the most well known in the speedrunning community, and famously set various world records. Aside from that, he has also attended many speedrun themed charity events; most noteably, GamesDoneQuick. Despite all of this however, he is now retired from speedrunning.

"Damn i died in the poison water. I pulled a Cosmo Wright!"

by Whump September 5, 2016

cosmo kramer

someone who stumbles over themselves on a regular basis. Someone who is not well dressed, or shaven. Has money, but no one knows why. Similar to the character in Sienfeld. Someone who doesn't really have a job. Eager to trip, spit, snort, and act out in a foolish mannor.

Spock totally just pulled a cosmo kramer. He totally just tripped and fell on the ground. He fell on a huge pile of dog shit and just kept on walking like nothing happened.

Tim just cosmo kramerd. He ate his own bugers and thought no one saw it.

by sasha o. September 25, 2006

Cosmo Urbane

Any fellow who lives south of College Street, loves shoe shopping, lives in a very virtual world and has never visited a country fair that has a camel attraction.

"That guy over there - eating the Montreal Smoke Meat Sandwich from Schwartz's . . . he's uber Cosmo Urbane"

by Coz November 2, 2004