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Chocoblocked

When you're hanging out with a really health-conscious and/or skinny person and really want some chocolate yet choose not to eat it because you feel insecure about eating chocolate in front of the aforementioned health-conscious and/or skinny person.
I really wanted to buy some M&Ms from the vending machine, but I was chocoblocked by Ben, whose presence was a constant reminder that I should probably go on a diet.
by Twisteromono September 17, 2013
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cockbeat

When you've just had mind-blowing sex and now your vag feels beat up.
Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?

Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.

Friend 1: I understand.
by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010
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Self-cockblocking

The act of being so stupid that you always ruin every single chance you get at getting laid
Guy1: That guy sucks at getting girls.... Guy2: If only he'd stop self-cockblocking, then just maybe he'd lose his virginity.
by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010
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female version of cockblock

Clam Jam.

To prevent your female friend from getting laid.
Female version of Cockblock

Sammy : I almost got laid last night but laura was such a clam jam.
by Laurerz November 9, 2013
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chocobro

A mix between the words "chocobo" (an emu-like mythical animal) and brother. Usually just used as a synonym for "bro".
Guy A: Whazzup mah Chocobros???
Guy B: Nothin' but the ceiling.
by ThePurpleMage March 1, 2009
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cockblocker

A person who interferes with anothers chance of geting laid.
Spoon is the biggest cockblocker of them all.
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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status cockblocker

someone who the facebook poster does not know very well or like very much. By commenting, this annoying person will prevent the friends of the poster on commenting for fear of the situation becoming awkward between them and the blocker.
1. I wanted to comment on your statuses, but that status cockblocker michael feels the need to comment on every single one.
2. I do not know steve that well, and I can't comment on any of your statuses because that status cockblocker keeps beating me to it.
by dpolotsky March 14, 2010
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