Cleesemas

The holiday of October 27th, commemorating the day of the birth of John Marwood Cleese.

You know him from Monty Python's Flying Circus, A Fish Called Wanda, and many many more hilarious productions.

Celebrate by hanging dead parrots from the mantle, and decorating a tree with knight's helmets and holy grails, to honor the work he has done in his life that has given us many silly quotes to say in bad British accents.

Fred: Dude! Cleesemas is right around the corner and i cant find my dead Norwegian Blue Parrot anywhere!

Luke: Its alright man, I have an extra you can borrow this year for the mantle.

Fred: Thanks, Cleesemas just isn't the same without it!

by Roxis360 March 8, 2010

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.

you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!

by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021

Cleeshy

Cheesy or cliche. Basically something that is over-used and has pretty much lost all meaning.

It might sound cleeshy but I would like to thank everyone for making my dreams come true.

by cheskaheartbeat August 2, 2011

Cleeve School

Quite possibly the worst school in the country. It is NOT for the faint hearted.

Cleeve School is the dodgiest place in Cheltenham and maybe even in the whole world.

by glosposts March 3, 2019

cleezy

Slang term for "class". Origins: Snoop Dogg's language.

Homeless: Can you spare some change? I'm trying to put myself through school..
Student: Yea right, you ain't never been to cleezy, you're just lookin to buy some crack!

Poindextor: Hey man, you going to class today?
FratBoy: Yo fuck goin to cleezy it's time to get wasted..

Son: When you were in college did you goto class everyday?
Father: Pfft haha! Son I slept through cleezy and graduated with a 2.0, word is bond.

by netstryke November 30, 2005

Cleeeeeeeeeetus

One good person. Probably from Alabama

Guy 1:Sup cleeeeeeeeetus

Cleeeeeeeeeetus: heyyyy yallllll

by Ha1rl3ss_p0t@t0 May 20, 2021

Cleem

A non-specific sexual organ or erogenous zone, with no physical location.

Bert: Are you looking forward to the final season of Game of Thrones?
Ernie: Yes, my cleem is both moist and erect.

Each time Camilla tickled Elmo, his innocent excited laughter produced a strange tingling sensation deep in her cleem.

by Fluffyudders February 14, 2019