Tax Clode

A method used in banks in most of the Americas, with the exclusion of Canada. The method is used to ensure the validity of funds. The funds in these clodes can be transferred to each other seamlessly. The only way to get funds into the a Tax Clode Circuit is to glard them, a method that traces the history of the funds to check for any tax faccants. An innopolity certificate from the head of the Clode's regional manager can also get funds into the circuit. This method of banking originated in western Minnesota in the early 1800s. The method quickly spread to most of the Northern U.S. but it's popularity dropped during the Great Depression. It has had a recent surge in popularity in Europe and it has also become popular in South America, Australia, and China. The refusal of Canada to support Tax Clodes has been attributed to its lack of success in the rest of the world. Recently it was found that a similar method of banking was used by Robert IV in northern France in the 15th century, but the method never spread.

There is no need to worry, the money has already been secured in a tax clode.

by Frank Regin July 29, 2021

clodpole

An awkward or dumb person, who has zero common sense whatsoever.

"You know that one guy who talks like his brain his shitting outta his ass?"

"Oh yah I know that sob, but I like to refer to him as clodpole."

by thatdipshit666 July 1, 2016

Tax clode

n: A variety of blusion where the accounts are grapolated providing advantages with dergents and patrants. Tax codes can not recieve guarded funds directly without an inoppolity certificate is also present.

My account is in a tax clode and I need the certificate of inoppolity for glarded funds

by John Warosa March 19, 2021

Clodagh

Clodagh is such an amazing girl. She is so genuinely nice and funny and nice and beautiful. You could not ask for a nicer girl

Clodagh is the best person in the world

by eoc February 12, 2018

Clodagh

Clodagh is a physcopath but will out do ye all while parting and is the most hilarious person you will ever meet. Give all your love to a Clodagh

Oh look there's Clodagh this is gonna be a fun night

by Princessseavey55 November 3, 2018

Clodagh

A name given to a top notch bird. Good looking, kind, funny, hyper, and always up for the crack. She will probably out do you all when partying and never want to stop, or go home.

There's Clodagh, this is gonna be a GREAT night

by awesomeness2000 November 28, 2010

clodding

To perform cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.

Dirty owd cunt likes clodding whores.

by Antman of NZ August 11, 2017