cock mobster

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.

"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."

by the storm drains May 19, 2009

cock mobster

one who rules, by the cock for the cock to benifit the cock - hence, in the mob of cokcs, the head cock, with balls.

THe cock mobster commanded the attention of the crowd, drawing the hearts and minds minds in the midst of the confusion of war on government.

by John "Cock Mobster" Dickknight October 11, 2003

cock monstrosity

a male member that is mammoth in both girth and length.

her pussy gotbeaten to death by that cock monstrosity!!

by D Sanchez May 13, 2005

cock mobster

(n.) A typically derogatory term for a male homosexual.

Yo, dat cat is a cock mobster fo real, dawg!

by CrunkDawg June 2, 2003

monstrous cock

Really big dick, cock, or penis

Damn that guy has a monstrous cock. I can see it through his pants!🤤

by Bigcocklover123 November 5, 2017

cockmonster

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."

"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."

by exactly April 3, 2003

cockmonster

(n.) Cockmonster is a protein thief. Cockmonster will suck you off beyond release. Cockmonster is a nasty beast.

That cockmonster will suck you off so good - they're pros!

by cm victim January 13, 2008