CIA award for journalistic excellence

A killing of a journalist for investigating something that they perhaps shouldn't have had, like a goverment operation or the practices of a larger company

Person 1: whatever happened to that guy that guy who uncovered that conspiracy with the CIA's involvement in the destabilization of Any country here

Person 1: He was awarded the CIA award for journalistic excellence and committed "suicide"

CIA award for journalistic excellence by Orsina August 22, 2022

CIA-DPA 

The Central Intelligence Agency - Dick Pic Archive

Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.

The CIA-DPA has proven useful.

CIA headquarters, Langley

Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”

Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.

Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”

CIA-DPA by Option 22 August 25, 2019

CIA Sex 

Having sex with your partner while performing CIA torture methods used during interrogations.

“How did I get these scars on my arms? Last night my wife wanted CIA sex. I was worried I may waterboard her too long before I cum. Best orgasm of my life!!”

CIA Sex by Voyagerdeep February 9, 2018

CIA person 

An unlicensed pharmacist or drug dealer who does not like any communication - other than face-to-face communication - that involves terms associated with the commerce of illegal drugs.

This includes reference or mention of illegal drugs, terms, amounts, intentions, or other language that would likely arouse the suspicion of law enforcement officers, should they become aware of the communication.

CIA refers to the United States Central Intelligence Agency. It does not mean that the CIA person is afraid that the CIA is monitoring him. Rather, CIA is used to indicate law enforcement agencies and agents in general.
A CIA person will get upset if such language is used in text messages, phone calls, voice messages, or any other communication method aside from the direct, face-to-face type.

A CIA person must assume on some level that his communication methods are being monitored or will be checked by law enforcement, and used as evidence to prosecute him or her in court.

You know that new guy I'm getting my drugs from? He's a total CIA person. He really laid into me when I went to pick up this bag, since I'd sent him a text message asking him if I could come over to get that 8-ball and quarter sack.

CIA person by therearewaytoomanybooksinhere February 5, 2010

CIA BOT 

The one who is an uneducated ignorant deluded fuck that doesn't accept probable facts and still licking Mike Pompeo's corndog 24/7.

These are the ones who are a certified retard bots who spreads racism, propaganda, misinformation and always love to put Google map grainy shitty satellite images to prove their lies.

These are the ones who was paid by one eye sex cult satanism in disguise illuminati to attack China just because China's freemasonry is not a sex cult satanism in disguise unlike them.

These are the ones who like to accuse the identity of their opponent while avoiding the main subject.

I posted a website link coming from the official website of ABC news "deadly respiratory virus outbreak in USA on July 2019" followed by the shutting down of Fort detrick bio lab on August 2019. Then a CIA BOT appeared from outta nowhere and saying that my link was a conspiracy.

I saw the comment of a CIA bot saying that on the whole year 2019, Only Wuhan lab was the first to be shut down. Then I send a link coming from New York Times official website reported that "A deadly germ lab was shut down on August 2019 due to safety violation" And the CIA bot regards the subject and replied, Is there a VPN in China ?

That dude said that the respiratory outbreak was FIRST identified from China on December 2019. then i ask him, did you use google to research for other facts? then the CIA bot said no wumao i didn't, I only use one source coming from my daddy Mike pompeo to use it to attack against China. I ask him again, did you know that USA have respiratory outbreak on July 2019? the CIA bot avoids my question again and attack my identity by saying CCP virus to escape the argument

CIA BOT by NotAStateActor August 23, 2021

cia goggles 

the girls on Culinary institute campus are so limited and so ugly that it's like Drunk goggles, you need to look though these, and drunk goggles to find a good looking girl.

"dude, she's hot as hell,"
"no she's not"
"sorry i've been on campus all day let me take off my CIA goggles...
Damn she is ugly as hell"

cia goggles by seabiscuit April 21, 2006

CIA void work 

When you are unemployed, but, don't want to admit it.

FOXY BAR CHICK: So, where do you work?

FUNEMPLOYED DUDE: I work for the government.

FBC: What do you do?

FD: Well, the CIA can't do EVERYTHING, right?

FBC: Right.

FD: So that leaves a void. Right?

FBC: Right.

FD: So, what do I do? CIA void work.

CIA void work by Jack Hoffa, CIA void work June 18, 2009