A division of an intelligence agency or entity who's primary purpose is to create the illusion of, or appearance of, a real threat for the purpose of consumption by the general population, while conducting clandestine operations which are often in opposition to the benefit, needs, or desires of the general population. Also Al CIA-duh!
Al Qaeda attacked the United States on 9/11? Give me a break! The U.S. military was conducting wargames on that morning, there were eyewitnesses who testified regarding bombs in the WTC towers, there were advanced intelligence warnings by multiple nations regarding the attacks, and every other time an aircraft has gone off course, military fighters have been sitting off of the airplane's wing in a matter of minutes. With that military budget, they were unable to defend against alleged attacks by goat herders in Afghan caves and camel jockies from the desert? Good thing it wasn't a major power who attacked us (with sarcasm)! Al Qaeda my ass. More like Al CIA-duh!
by Alpha Aquarius October 7, 2008
This slang term was coined by those who believe in the US government involvement(namely the CIA) in the creation of Al Quieda during Afghanistan's fight against the invading soviets , thus using this "front group" to mask the US involvment in the events 9/11 to achieve various goals(Middle-east wars, invasion of American rights under the guise of a "global war on terror", etc). I believe this was first coined by the widely known founders of 9/11 truth movement such as Alex Jones and John Stadtmiller of Austin,TX.
The vast majority of the American population is unaware of the true origins of Al Quieda. A more fitting name is Al CIA-eda.
by Ronnie Gragg May 22, 2006
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Two balls. Wang. Willie. Johnson. which also translate to "my Johnson" any male who resides in Angel Halls at the Culinary Institute of America who is the coolest kid on the campus certified executive master chef at age of 19.
Two balls. Wang. Willie. Johnson. which also translate to "my Johnson" any male who resides in Angel Halls at the Culinary Institute of America who is the coolest kid on the campus certified executive master chef at age of 19.
Ex 1. Top Gun (1986) Goose: The list is long, but distinguished. Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson
Ex 2. Everyday; Person 1: Hey, how was is Mike today. Person 2: Mike who? Person 3: My Johnson
Ex 3. Piping ain't easy but it sure is fun - YES CHEF Mike Johnson CIA
Ex 2. Everyday; Person 1: Hey, how was is Mike today. Person 2: Mike who? Person 3: My Johnson
Ex 3. Piping ain't easy but it sure is fun - YES CHEF Mike Johnson CIA
by Mike Johnson for President February 16, 2010
FOXY BAR CHICK: So, where do you work?
FUNEMPLOYED DUDE: I work for the government.
FBC: What do you do?
FD: Well, the CIA can't do EVERYTHING, right?
FBC: Right.
FD: So that leaves a void. Right?
FBC: Right.
FD: So, what do I do? CIA void work.
FUNEMPLOYED DUDE: I work for the government.
FBC: What do you do?
FD: Well, the CIA can't do EVERYTHING, right?
FBC: Right.
FD: So that leaves a void. Right?
FBC: Right.
FD: So, what do I do? CIA void work.
by Jack Hoffa, CIA void work June 18, 2009
A killing of a journalist for investigating something that they perhaps shouldn't have had, like a goverment operation or the practices of a larger company
Person 1: whatever happened to that guy that guy who uncovered that conspiracy with the CIA's involvement in the destabilization of Any country here
Person 1: He was awarded the CIA award for journalistic excellence and committed "suicide"
Person 1: He was awarded the CIA award for journalistic excellence and committed "suicide"
by Orsina August 22, 2022
‘Jazz The CIA Agent’ is a person who you just aught to know. Jazz knows everything about you, she abused her CIA privileges constantly. Sometimes she hacks into your camera and makes fun of your double chin, and sells pictures of your feet to old men (for a good price too, you should just do it yourself).
But I guess she’s kinda cool.
Her weakness is Jason Momoa, then again who’s weakness isn’t Jason Momoa.
But I guess she’s kinda cool.
Her weakness is Jason Momoa, then again who’s weakness isn’t Jason Momoa.
Ehhh bud, you’re getting a little creepy hahaha don’t act like that ‘Jazz The CIA Agent’ chick.
Oh hey!! It’s Jazz the CIA Agent.
Oh hey!! It’s Jazz the CIA Agent.
by DisappointmentMachine July 23, 2019