choad

A dick that is wider than it is long, which looks something like this:
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8==>
Choad
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By the way, Turner has a choad.

At a locker:
guy 1= Omfg!!! You have a f*ckin choad!!
guy 2= Sob*

by Al the ass kicka May 30, 2006

choad

a penis thicker that it is long, sometimes resembling a small pepperoni pizza

my choad is thicker than a pie, but thinner than a penny

by dafadfasdf May 22, 2003

choad

1.Penis that is wider than it is long, the exsistance of such is questionable. it would only be posible when not experiencing an erection,often spelt chode down under.

2.Area of skin between the sack and the arse

1."its a choad, you dont suck, you lick"

2."my bicycle had its seat of the other day, i sat down hard and bruised my choad"

by coopz March 9, 2008

choad

The area between the penis and the anus.

"Baby, don't suck on my choad."

by Shire April 28, 2004

choad

when a dick is thicker than it is longer kind of like the astrodome shaped scrodm

the word choad simply describes maurice dweck

by Isaac horrowitz July 30, 2008

choad

A penis that is more fat that long. Damn, I had a fucking choad after swimming.

Damn, I had a fucking choad after swimming.

by Mr. Boyd October 15, 2006

choad

the penis
but...
wider than it is as long
usually found on emo pirate hookers

Kathryn
you have a choad
so shut the fuk up =P

by BiGnazty July 20, 2008