Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

cow calf combo

Where you bang the mom AND the daughter.

In a surprising turn of events, Jake pulled the ole cow calf combo in the same week.

by Deegan. April 23, 2018

wee calf

The punchline of a Scottish joke. Wee calf sounds like week off when they Scottish say it because of the slang they commonly use

Why did the cow go on holiday

-because it had a wee calf

by Bum chum 64 February 7, 2018

Bounce the calf

Another way to say masturbating or jacking off.

I'm going to bounce the calf when I get home.

My girlfriend can't satisfy me so I'm going to bounce the calf.

by Mooncalf June 10, 2015

The Golden Calf

A calf who is known for producing liquid gold instead of milk. It is mentioned in the Bible

The Golden Calf was going to make them rich.

by frabrizio May 12, 2020

half-calf

Half-calf or molado is when two parents, one being black and other white, have a kid that is not black or white, and sometimes teachers will think his spanish,

Andrew: what are u going to name your country?

Chris: since i am a half-calf i will name it, hmmm... half-calf-a-topp-u-lus

by ThisIsBlissBaby January 5, 2009

half calf

Half calf can be one of two things. One thing can be when you are trying to cut back on straight caffiene coffee so you get half decaffe half regular or when your penis has half a boner but its not all the way there , so its also half soft.

Mom:yeah ive been having way to much regular coffee lately
Son: why dont u get a half calf?

or

I wanted her to keep sucking me off but i couldnt because i only had a fucking half calf after i came into her mouth!

by massivemanner July 8, 2009