Cag

A cat that acts like a dog

Why does your cat act like a dog? It's a Cag.

by sillywillyepic June 5, 2024

Cagging

For an individual or team to do the wrong thing but arrive at the desired outcome.

"You've somehow managed to use the wrong formula, but cagging the right answer got you the points"

by P-Esports February 9, 2023

Cangrad cag

When you step on a school blueberry muffin top to make it as flat as possible

His ass looks like a cangrad cag

by PresidentEquation434 June 7, 2022

Cag

A Cat that does not identify with it's own species and feels more comfortable playing with Dogs.

Me: l just love how playful your cat is.

My PC Friend: You know that hurt Fluggers feelings. Last weekend I took acid and he told me calling him a cat is not very woke. He is actually a Cag.

by Pseudo Faux Man November 1, 2022

Cag

The adulteration of a cough and a gag

Flem, stomach acid and saliva must exhibit the mouth whilst the cag is in progress

Good morning Nigel how are you

*CAG*

OMG Nigel how dare you

Apologies Bartholomew

by YEAST INFECTION 37 November 10, 2019

Cag Engine

A Cag (CAG) engine is a engine of which purpose is to turn Femboy's (Feminine Males) into hardened military personnel.

Jeff (Femboy): Oh boy I'm so ready for the Cag engine, maybe i'll actually grow a pair!
Jeff (After Cag Engine): The Cag (CAG) machine has changed me... i am a true CAG Larper.

by Not a CAG Larper July 10, 2025

Cag

To hit violently with maximum force and velocity

I’ma cag yo bitch ass if you keep playing

by thefuckinggoatnigga April 13, 2022