C.A.C.S.

Acronym for:Crazy Ass Cock Sucker(s)

Did you like those hookers? "yes, they were all C.A.C.S.

by redmenace94 January 13, 2006

C.A.M

When a man inserts his genitalia into a womans cunt, followed by her ass, and then finally into her mouth. leaving her with a shitty taste.
C.unt
A.ss
M.outh

marry- ew! jared totally C.A.M'd me lastngiht when i was hammerd.
susy- gross did u brush your teeth?
marry- yes 56 times!

by Haley1234 February 13, 2008

C.A. Jones

Someone who does something wild or crazy.
Someone who does something outside normal expectations.
Someone that is ballsy.
From the Spanish 'cajones'

Do you hear all the yelling, sounds like C.A. Jones is talking to the boss.

No one is going to try that stunt but C.A. Jones.

by pkwatz May 9, 2006

C.A.R.T.

Corn Alert Reponse Team; when there is corn(a hot chick) somewhere call in your buddies to sneak a peak.

I need a C.A.R.T. in aisle 1.

by Joe12121212121212 December 16, 2008

C.A.P.

Customer Assistance Program. The worst ticketing system ever produced. Evidence that even MSFT can top windows Me

Wow this is only the 32nd time C.A.P. asked me to reload for new data.......this ticket.

OMFG C.A.P. crashed again!

My job is not to support C.A.P. its to use C.A.P. to support other issues.

by Technically Supported February 11, 2010

C.A.B.

an acronym meaning "Cunt Ass Bitch"

as in.. "you are a C.A.B."

can also be used as CAB

Don't be such an F C.A.B. (fucking cunt ass bitch)

by A.J. Thomas January 23, 2008

C.A.M.F

Crazy Ass Mother Fucker

that C.A.M.F just fuckin jumped off the roof

by Nicholas Waldr January 15, 2008