A blowjob from someone who is wearing braces. Can be an ultra hot fetish fueling situation, or an extremely awkward and painful one.
Jock 1: "Oh man you know that new little cheerleader who has braces? She sucked my dick last night"
Jock 2: "Whoa ho ho! Somebody got a Bracejob!"
Jock 1: "Yea that shit was so cash"
Jock 2: "Whoa ho ho! Somebody got a Bracejob!"
Jock 1: "Yea that shit was so cash"
by errnburn April 14, 2011
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Get the braces mug.Torture devices that are suppose to straighten your teeth (or not). You'll be expecting frequent visits to a person you can/may never trust AKA the Orthodontist and they try to be nice by letting you change colors, 2 or more years of living hell, sacrificing eating some of your favorite foods, excessive pain, and your inner cheeks and lips being cut up by these. Consider yourself lucky if you don't have tooth/biting problems, but for those who do, beware and hope you don't get braces.
Guy 1: Hey I got braces and they hurt like hell.
Guy 2: Damn that really sucks. I heard you can't eat Doritos and popcorn with these or the wires bend and they make you wear 'em for 2 or more years.
Guy 1: Yeah. I might have to wear these longer if they do get bent. :(
Guy 2: Damn that really sucks. I heard you can't eat Doritos and popcorn with these or the wires bend and they make you wear 'em for 2 or more years.
Guy 1: Yeah. I might have to wear these longer if they do get bent. :(
by RSanYon March 4, 2010
Get the braces mug.Getting a blow job from a person with braces. The braces add thrilling suspense to the overall pleasure as you hope that your penis will not get cut or snagged by the metal dental work.
by SolarMoth December 13, 2010
Get the Braces Job mug.by ninjaskwarrior December 25, 2005
Get the braces mug.An implement used by a certain N Kiote for pleasuring his anal area.
See also ass clown and turd burglar.
See also ass clown and turd burglar.
by jaap March 29, 2004
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