Butterin Toast!

v. The act of jizzing on someones freshly toasted toast and smearing the warm creamyness over the toast and watching them eat it.

Rachel gazed over at the seemingly innocent toast on the counter top. Little did she know of the sinister Butterin Toast! ritual that took place in that kitchen.

by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011

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Buttering my elf

Masturbating

I've been buttering my elf at the library.

by Vuljatar January 6, 2012

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buttering the week

When you sit in a park and eat bread. Preferably hot!
Game Grumps Kitty love ep

"It's when you sit in the park and eat bread. Buttering the week!" — Dan

by Tarrabyte November 15, 2018

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The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.

Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.

Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.

by dnahly March 8, 2018

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Buttpirate

someone who enjoys ravaging and raiding someones ass hole searching for lost treasure, or just for pure enjoyment.

-another definition is always brown nosing and sucking up

Samantha Gill is a Buttpirate

by mschmitty7717 April 11, 2011

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