butthole butter

That mystery yellow/light brown cream that somehow develops around your butthole even though your sure you thoroughly wiped your ass clean after your last bowel movement. Experts having differing opinions of its cause, but the leading theory is that it is formed by a combination of ass sweat and small amounts of feces juice that leaks out due to weak butthole muscles.

Bro, I didn't push out any turds, but for some reason my ass was covered in creamy butthole butter.

by HarryRodnShaft November 22, 2016

Golden Butthole

The most glorious piece of art on this side of the Clinton River; Beautiful view of this sight from the Chipotle on Hall Road. Best use of tax money in modern history.

When there are no clouds, the sun shines perfectly through the Golden Butthole.

by TOE17 November 12, 2019

poopoo butthole fart

kindergardeners trying to be funny

K1: poopoo butthole fart!
everyone: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Gordon the big engine December 13, 2019

butthoused

To be realy drunk

"we got so butthoused last night, 151 is some good shit!"

by Dirt May 17, 2003

Butthole Surfers

The Butthole Surfers are a great band from Texas. They formed in 1981 and were fronted by Gibby Haynes. Their genre is hard to define, but it's a strange, yet great, mix of avant-garde, hardcore, and psychedelia. Everyone should listen to them.

The Butthole Surfers rock, man.
The Butthole Surfers were a major influence on Kurt Cobain.
The Butthole Surfers made a shit load of great albums.

by Fuck You Too, Bitch! January 26, 2006

Buttholing

The act of pulling your sweatshirt strings as tight as they can go where only your mouth is showing so you can breathe.

When I go to bed I like to engage in buttholing. It is super comfy!

by DankBudz March 23, 2018

butthole bong hit

when one is forced into submission to huff anothers ass blast

care 4 a (butthole bong hit)

by Roller 1 July 18, 2009