butterfinger

In order to butterfinger, one must first excrete loose, watery bowl movements (diarrhea) through their anal canal. As this process is taking place, a second party (preferably a lover) inserts their philanges into said anal canal thus acquiring their lovely brown butter. The second party may then do what they please with their sweet juice.

Bartholomew: yo, bruh, I don’t feel so good. I think I have diarrhea.

Squinphoneous II: Yoo, bet, let’s butterfinger!! 💩

by TheAguirres November 19, 2018

Butterfingers

A clumsy person whose primary trait is their unfailing ability to constantly drop things, as if their hands were smeared with butter.

Darrell tried out for the football team, but he didn't make it because his butterfingers made him a massive millstone around the team's neck.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 3, 2021

Butterfinger

Where u butter your phalanges and finger an asshole

My girlfriend gave me the biggest butterfinger I’ve ever gotten last night.

by Stephen A koolaid. November 18, 2021

Butterfingers

When your hands are covered in cum and it looks like butter

Alexa: After we did it I got some pretty severe butterfingers

by iamhorny April 21, 2022

Butterfingerer

A butterfingerer is a person who likes butter. Butter is a fatty substance, so it is clear why many people like to use their fingers to play with it. Many children like to butterfingerer because it is very fun to do. Many people may mistake this for buttfingerer but be warned, these are nothing alike.

I butterfingerered while having dinner.

by You thicc boi :) May 15, 2023

butterfinger gargoyle

When a black man shits onto a woman’s finger. Then as lubricant, the woman uses this finger to flick her bean and finger blast her g-spot.

Babe, Will you please butterfinger gargoyle me for Valentines Day this year? It would really turn me on.

by Peanut butter gargoyle April 7, 2024

Butterfingers

When someone is fumbling — generally in reference to men;
A lighthearted acknowledgement to a boy that is fumbling;
E.g. Messing up with a great girl they had a chance with. Dropping the ball. Probably repeatedly, and losing their chance with said girl. Losing their shot. Not living up to their potential.

“Hey butterfingers,”
“Okay butterfingers”
female response to a guy that’s been fumbling, messing up, losing his shot. Sometimes as a jest but also acknowledgement he’s fumbling

by Jayfitzgerald February 15, 2026