buttcrumb

A turtle head that has gone too far and is now held betwixt thou cheeks until such time that thou is prepared to drop the buttcrumb in its final destination.

Where is the nearest waste receptacle? I need to rid myself of this buttcrumb

by lindseynotmelo July 3, 2012

Buttcrumbs

The residue flakes or sand like material left after having sex or not showering for a couple of days, usually off ones butt.

1. Damn, look at your buttcrumbs all over the bed, you shower?

2. After we had sex, the bed felt like sandpaper with all the buttcrumbs.

by Theoddfather June 1, 2015

Buttum

A transitive conjunction of the words 'but' and 'um' utilized to achieve the effect of a faster flowing sentence.

For why don't you like Skittles? I do, I just prefer the grape one, buttum all the other flavors are okay, just not to my liking.

by RyryMVP April 27, 2016

buttcuss

Nothing. No substance

He’s got buttcuss

by anonymous November 7, 2020

buttcucker

govind saggu

Yo, buttcuckers a feener

by bettieboobap June 14, 2023

Butt Cum

A brown substance that comes out of your butt when aroused.

“Do NOT butt cum” “I’m gonna butt cum”. Also “It’s not shit it’s butt cum. Sure it comes from the same place as shit but it’s not, it’s butt cum”

by Cutieboi69 December 4, 2024

buttcuddle

where 2 gay men jizz on each others butts then rub there buttcheeks together and use the jizz as lube to make it easier to rub the buttcheeks together

me and andrew had a buttcuddle last night

by loose meat sandwich god January 26, 2026