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Bucky Barnes

The bestfriend of Steve Rogers who's been by his side since the early 1900's. He is the hottest man alive who had to suffer getting brainwashed by HYDRA, but his medal arm and pocket knifes made him even hotter. He deserves so much love from Steve even though he ended up LEAVING him in endgame smh. Overall he's a sweet, fluffy guy who just needs someone to open up to about his past traumas.
Anyone: Who's the hottest man alive?
Anyone who's smart: Bucky Barnes, of course.
by Mrs. Bucky Barnes April 26, 2021
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bucky barnes

i want bucky barnes to choke me with his metal arm”
by ilovesupersoldierdick May 8, 2021
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Knee Buckler

-associated with an intense sensation (usually due to sense of touch) where one experiences an extremely pleasant feeling to the point where involuntary contraction of muscles occur.

-event that make someone buckle his knees
..the way she ran her hands down my hips was an absolute knee buckler
by TW IN May 30, 2018
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bucklecock

A dire medical situation in which a male human has BROKEN his erect penis.

Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way 90% of the time! - it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).

Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.

A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.
I fell out of bed last night and got bucklecock! When I wouldn't quit screaming, my girlfriend taped a tennis ball in my mouth and drove me to the emergency room, where everyone laughed at me while I laid under a table, whimpering.
by cathodeRay March 14, 2008
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Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus
by qk7x October 7, 2023
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Buckley's chance

You've got Buckley's chance mate!
by markuz January 5, 2006
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Tim Buckley

Creator of the mess that is Ctrl Alt Del - a webcomic that is well known for being badly drawn, ripping off Penny Arcade and basically being too up itself.

Tim Buckley being the creator sadly also happens to share most of the same qualities. Additionally, he has little to no resistance to any form of criticism whatsoever and usually takes to acting like a chimp in a zoo when anyone in his forums or elsewhere even dares to suggest that one of his latest "storylines" might not be that good. In fact, try going on the Ctrl Alt Del forums and saying a slightly negative word and you'll find yourself banned quicker than you could imagine.

Also Tim is well known for editing/vandalising Wiki entries to do with his comic, consistently attempting to remove the "criticism" section on his beloved comic. If that isn't bad enough, try asking anyone about the ROM incident. This is basically where Tim got accused of emailing pictures of his cock to a 14 year old on his forum and instead of behaving like a normal adult, he basically had a screaming fit, banned over 3000 members, closed the forum for a week and then totally removed the section of forum from which the claim was made. Not a particularly overwhelming sign of innocence to say the least.
Random Fan: "So, we've gone from being a wacky slightly surreal webcomic to suddenly having an attempt at a serious dramatic storyline with miscarriage and mayhem...urm, don't you think maybe this isn't the best idea you've ever had?"

Tim Buckley: "SHUT UP...I AM THE INTERNET. I can do drama...LOOK A DEAD BABY! I sooooo deserve an Oscar for this because I'm soooo brooding and deep. Oh, by the way. Anyone who disagrees with me gets banned and insulted. Got that?"

Random Ex-Fan: "OKayyyyy, you're obviously a headcase. Bye!"
by IAMTHEMANFROMMARS! October 18, 2008
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