Bruce Lee Gunt Punch

Where a guy wraps his cock with a woman's gunt and proceeds to saw back and forth like he's punching with his cock while randomly shouting "hai yah!" and saying formulaic Kung Fu movie lines like "You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple." These lines are said while he is moving his mouth in a disjointed pattern from the words being said.

Right when he's shooting his load, he has to let out one last "hai Yaah!" then he reaches over and pulls out a fist full of her chest/nipple/pussy/wort/upper lip hair and blow it in her face like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in the movie "Way of the Dragon"

Last night was my turn to be wing man, so I had to Bruce Lee Gunt Punch Agnes the troll while Bill was scoring with Kelly the hottie

by Camphophenique July 27, 2011

Brucing

Brucing (to Bruce or to be Bruced) involves the grasping of the base of one's penis as a means of forcing and trapping all of the locally available blood in the stalk and or shaft of the Brucer's penis. This gives the penis a large and very intimidating purple-red appearance which is frightening to other penises and can be used to assert dominance amongst a group of other penises. Brucing can also be used as a method to court potential mates or to impress your friends. While Brucing is traditionally done via use of the Brucer's hand, there are methods using such devices as ropes, cock rings, bagels, or string as a means of creating a hands-free "Auto-Bruce" which provides the Brucer with two free hands in which to point at or use other means of drawing attention to their Bruce.

"He Bruced so hard that he burst a blood vessel"
"After originally denying him, Jessica gave Jon a second go after being exposed to his awe-inspiring Bruce"
"A girl can never resist a good Brucing"

by Nasca Dopant October 17, 2011

bruce dickinson

Greatest metal singer of all time. He fucking owns you.

Holy fuck, when Bruce sang Hallowed Be Thy Name i got fucking owned.

by Metal Messiah February 5, 2005

brucedropemoff

The Greatest Streamer to Walk this Earth, Love my Twins and DoBoys, DEO4L!

person 1: Ay u watch brucedropemoff on twitch?

person 2: TWIN!

by joe donald July 21, 2021

Fat Bruce Willis

Genre actor Nicholas Worth; has a very strong resemblance to Bruce Willis, but is of the fat persuasion, usually playing a villain, goon, or henchmen. Noted roles include Paulie in Darkman, Kirk Smith in Don't Answer the Phone, and Bull in Hell Comes to Frogtown.

Hey dude! That guy looks just like Fat Bruce Willis.

by Mrparka January 31, 2009

brucca

A creature who has the body of a boy but the soul and mind of an ogre

"The boy is taking the onions!"
"No that's a Brucca"

by Jengel April 8, 2015

Bruce Willis

actor who always has a hangover.

Bruce Willis is the man. He owns.

by Rickster885 July 19, 2003