Noun. Singular.
Indicates that there is a strong presence of multiple, beautiful women, large quantities of junk food, and/or frivolous spending of money by a male twenty-something living by himself.
Indicates that there is a strong presence of multiple, beautiful women, large quantities of junk food, and/or frivolous spending of money by a male twenty-something living by himself.
i.e. "Oh snap! Brian's got three hot babes at his place! AND I just saw him walk out of Food Mart with six bags of Dorito's, ten two-liter Pepsi's, and...oh my god...HE RENTED A STRETCH LIMO just to go shopping THREE BLOCKS AWAY! BACHELOR ALERT!!!"
by Commander Proteus January 1, 2012
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Many belchelors may actually have quite uproarious social lives with lots of other males with crude tastes and little sensitivity about gross/disgusting noises, but few humans of the female persuasion would want to be around said voluminous burpers, since no truly genteel/dignified/self-respecting lady would be willing to "stoop that low".
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I can't wait to go to my bachelor party so all of my friends can have an awesome time doing all of things I can no longer do.
by Trojan29 March 25, 2009
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That little boy's mom is such a bitchelor. She provides him with academic, artistic and athletic enrichment, but he also gets to eat fish sticks and ice cream for breakfast if she feels like letting him.
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Downsides: Owned by the devil, Powder Corp., which in turn makes food, tickets, and passes way to expensive. The Summit lift doesn't open very often, and thats the best terrain on the mountain.
Downsides: Owned by the devil, Powder Corp., which in turn makes food, tickets, and passes way to expensive. The Summit lift doesn't open very often, and thats the best terrain on the mountain.
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