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brofessional

Being so bro at something that you clould be considered to be on the same level as the broest people alive (i.e. Jesus, Tim Tebow, Connor Martin)
Cole- "Hey do you play lacrosse?"
Chandler- "yeah im a brofessional
by BurntEternalGenius January 3, 2012
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Brodester

A combination bro, chode, hipster. Usually migrate in groups, and with the right actions can be easily befriended. Although most prevalent in college towns and near beaches, these specimens can be found intermingling within most friend groups.

CAUTION: If a Brodester is allowed access to Natty Light, Attractive Women, or Animal Collective, the consequences could be dire.
Male 1: "Hey, should we hit up that party on 14th?"
Male 2: "Nah, I heard from Courtney it's full of Brodesters"

Brian: "Dude, you're such a brodester!"
Chaz: "You just dont Understand me..."
by Pocketchips April 24, 2010
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Epic Bro Fest

3-8 bros head out to a rage for 2-7 days in a dope locale such as Las Vegas, South Beach or Mardi Gras. The goal is to pummel beers and skanks until everyone passes out and then do it again the next day.
Yo man, I hear Running of the Bulls is the best place for an Epic Bro Fest, all you do is murder tequillia and slay latinos.

Epicbrofest.com is a sweet place to read about bros Epic Bro Fests from all around the country.
by Bro Sidon December 9, 2010
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bromestic partnership

A bromestic partnership is when two males who were previously in a bromance upgrade to a higher standard of friendship and become bestfriends, brothers, roommates, etc.
Girl: aww you two have a bromance. so cute!

Guy: Its not a bromance. Jake and I are in a bromestic partnership.

Girl: Oh I didn't know you two were that great of friends.
by dtf ROBOcop May 10, 2011
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brofessionalism

The conduct, aims, or qualities that characterize or mark a brofession or a brofessional person
My bro Daniel displays the finest brofessionalism in his brofessional activities.
by zachymon October 7, 2011
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brofessor

Meaning a good friend, a bro, a person with a PhD in chillin
*Phone rings*
"Brofessor! Yo, wuts up?"
by Seth Zampi February 27, 2008
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Brofessional

A worker's wingman;

able to understand the loyalty between two employees and take favor towards a better outcome for the associate over the company;

Covering for a fellow employee.
Brofessional: "The boss was looking for you."

Coworker: "shit, did he ask where I was?"

Brofessional:"I told em you had a massive attack of Diarhea forcing you to spend the greater part of the morning in the toilet. So yeah, he doesn't know your late."
by bizzarot April 16, 2010
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