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Alien Brained

To take one of your testicles out and scare your friends with it by calling it an alien brain. The veins and shape represent that of an alien brain.
I was so drunk last night I must have alien brained at least 10 people!
by PinkyntheBrain October 25, 2011
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hair brained scheme

A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.
Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:

We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.

We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.
by armaniGT October 13, 2006
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boil brained

So dumb of a person you deserve to eat pigs ass
Exzaiver failed the test so bad it seemed like he was boil brained
by Sir knight October 25, 2018
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Brained

To outsmart someone/something in any situation.
This counterterrorist thought I planted B when it was actually A. I brained him.

Dog thought I threw a ball and ran to get it. Brained.
by MisterPOP December 17, 2018
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clay-brained

When somebody is ignorant and their brain is full of mush and the person knows nothing
Your so “clay-brained” you don’t even know what 2+2 equals!
by Alyssa’s definitions May 4, 2018
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big brainedness

To be in the quality of being big brained
Hey Tyrone I want to flex on you my big brainedness
by Jit Person May 30, 2020
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wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.
Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.
by bronobar July 12, 2021
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