pigs ass 

The term "pigs ass" is used in many situations. It is most commonly used when someone claims something is not true. It may also be an insult towards you or someone else your respect. It could insult any part of your life and "pigs ass" is a suitable retaliation.
Used like sarcasm.

"Hey man...I banged ya mum!"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"hey, man my penis is bigger than yours!"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"Heard you were gay man?!"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"Hey. dont you have a chode?!"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"i hate you man i am gonna kill you first chance i get"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"Oi, man. u look like a pigs ass"
"yeah, pigs ass"

pigs ass by Greenie44444444 September 11, 2006

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass 

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.

Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass by vkwagz June 14, 2017

all the meat around a pigs ass is pork 

When someone is telling you something & you know the answer & they know the answer - used as sarcasm-like duh everybody knows that for someone who is a know it all or when someone asks a stupid question

My dad would say this when you asked a stupid question - a car won"t run without gas- yeah & all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

all the meat around a pigs ass is pork by Kitzie kidder June 17, 2017

Whistling up a pig’s ass 

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.

Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.

Whistling up a pig’s ass by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019

Whistling up a pig's ass 

This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..

Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!

Whistling up a pig's ass by Croatalin April 26, 2014

in a pig's ass 

A way of saying that something is very unlikely or will never happen. Polite version is in a pig's eye, which is used in mixed company.

Typical white kid at VEHS: "OMG I am so cool coz I can rap and I listen to Lil Wayne!!!1one1!

Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"

Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."

New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!

in a pig's ass by your testicles July 26, 2010

plug the pig's ass 

To "plug the pig's ass" is to set in motion a chain of events which will result in an unfortunate, disastrous or hilarious outcome to the person plugging the pig's ass.

in slang: to plug the pig's ass is to fuck yourself over

If Jim were to screw his boss' wife and then brag about it at work, we could say:
"Jim really plugged the pig's ass on that one!"

plug the pig's ass by krimsen January 16, 2005