Pink Breakfast

Fucking a girl on the kitchen floor, cumming inside her vagina and then sucking up the cum dripping from her to the floor

A: So did you hook up with that girl yesterday?
B:Yea we did a mean Pink Breakfast

by ProfessorFilthyLazis August 6, 2018

Anxiety Breakfast

The overwhelming hangxiety that one feels after a big night out, often while eating a sad regretful breakfast.

“Gosh Sheila. This is one hell of an anxiety breakfast. Last night was heavy”

“Not looking forward to our anxiety breakfast tomorrow”

“Seriously guys, I feel so anxiety breakfast”

by aliveandkickingOS August 12, 2021

jet set breakfast

A "breakfast" consisting of cigarettes, Red Bull and cocaine.

Usually "eaten" members of the jet set society after a long night of partying.

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*Monday morning in St. Tropz after a night out*

Jet set yuppie #1: "Blast! It's 10 o'clock in the morning and we just got back to our hotel suites... Hey, let's go get some jet set breakfast!"

Jet set yuppie #2: "Gosh! Cocaine in the morning sounds ghastly... I'm in!"

*Jet set yuppie #1 calls room service*

by Abraxnaroek August 15, 2010

park my breakfast

A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.

I'll be in the meeting in a few minutes, I just have to park my breakfast first.

by The mad shatter July 14, 2017

new zealand breakfast

The act of waking up in the morning next to a sheep and bum fucking it until it produces enough milk to fill a cup of coffee.

John Key: We have a new initiative for solving NZ poverty. We'll be supplying New Zealand breakfast to decile 3 schools.

John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?

Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.

by Anil Jashari October 14, 2013

Chop breakfast

To get heartbroken,
Or to have a bad breakup

My guy just chop breakfast with his girlfriend mia

by Sharon urban dict February 8, 2022

broadcast yourself

youtube slogan when youtube was good

someone-remember when youtube was good?
someone also-yes, remember when it had the broadcast yourself slogan?
someone- yes

by msr1210 December 22, 2018