Blauser

(BLOU'-ZER)
The very difficult art of licking a vagina while the owner of the vagina is defecating, yes, at the same time. It is very much more dangerous than the already delicately balanced art of Blumpkin. The art of Blauser should be used with extreme caution.

Named after the Atlanta Braves all-star infielder, Jeff Blauser, for some reason.

I forgot her birthday so to make it up to her I gladly offered her a Blauser.

by D. Stevens June 21, 2010

brasserie

In provence of Quebec, a traditional French-Canadian pub which serves wine and beer, (especially microbrew) along with a meal of steak, rosst beef, hamberger platters, fresh fish, etc... All at almost rediculously low prices for the quality of the meal and the superb atmosphere. They tend to be small family-run business with eccentric flair. Short form: brass

I went to a great new brass this afternoon on Ste. Catherine street, not far from the Peel Pub.

There are many brasseries to choose from in Old Montreal.

by G.H. Hadden May 3, 2005

bruse

It is the wrong way to spell Bruce.

Bruse

Mom:"We where planing to have a girl but instead we are have a boy what should we name him?"
Dad:"Oh, I don't know what about Bruce?"
Mom:"Ya, how do you spell Bruce?"
Dad:"I thank it is spell B, R, U, S, E?
Mom:" That sound about right, okay.

by Chile Pepper August 3, 2016

blause

annoying woman; bitch; emasculated male

Four square is for blauses!

by MHC October 28, 2004

brauner

Stereotypical blondie

He's a definitely a Brauner.

by Jimmy Lee Chang August 11, 2019

bradsexual

a man who is so incredibly heterosexual he has upgraded his sexuality, he is no longer straight, but bradsexual, it is not a sexuality, but a challenge

person 1" hey did you hear Tyler came out as bradsexual?"
person 2" yeah, it's insane that he managed to get that far in life

by defcon26 December 21, 2020

braser

Dublin word for a Prostitute.

Yer one is a braser.

by MikeDublin June 30, 2005