Brændan

Indecisive. Couldn't decide between an a or an e so did both. Hates his hair, super self conscious. Femine, kind of chubby, loves donuts. His parents own twenty five donut hole factories. You want to be his friend!

Brændan stop eating donuts!

(Starts eating donut holes)

by BigOffKeyFan August 12, 2017

bradenton girls

Most likely stoners, know how to party, live at the beach. They go to Bayshore or manatee high school. They are wild and always know how to have a good time

If you wanna party hard get you some Bradenton girls

by Potatomelon December 9, 2018

Braden smith

Inventor of bread pudding and epic cheese sauce. Also famous for his famous YouTube channel Bbsmith

I love the Braden Smith bread pudding

by Ye weest May 6, 2019

Bradenton

The Florida of Florida

A church in Bradenton was raided by the police for selling bleach as a cure for Coronavirus

A Bradenton man was arrested for feeding meth to his pet alligator

Bradenton, it may be full of meth labs and crackhouses, but at least there's manatees.

by TwoFourSixOOne August 23, 2020

Braden

A Braden is an annoyingly weird, but cute guy. He never seems afraid to be himself. He is kind, funny, and smart. He spends a lot of time talking and laughing with his friends. He probably won’t talk to you unless you talk to him first. Also a Braden is much different than a Brayden. A Brayden isn’t nearly as open minded or kind.

Huh, he so nice, he must be a Braden

by *ℂℛUЅℋℐℕᎶ October 5, 2018

Braden

Braden

- Big Dick

-most handsome guy ever

-muscular
-athletic

-gets all the chicks

-part ninja

-really funny

-great friend

-just amazing at everything he does in life

Braden is the best person ever

by Everything I say is true October 3, 2019

barren

Someone who is unable to have children, not matter how many times they have sex.

Chavette one: I heard her doon t' road is barren an' wants a sprog. She can have our Darril or Chardonnay two...for a price, like..

Chavette two: Innit!

by Padawan December 12, 2005