brainfreeze

When you (a male) are having sex with someone's ear and you splooge all into the person's ear.

I brainfreezed my girlfriend last night.

by Assman Bob February 21, 2004

brainfreeze

when its so cold out, and you ejaculate, the skeet freezes on the head of your dick.

Tyrone: Man, it's so cold I'mma bout to have a brainfreeze
Alan: Me and Shawna were having sex in the park last night, and I brainfreezed it was so cold.

by Jonathan Shaw March 2, 2008

brainfeel

a mental sensation consisting of a complex combination of emotions, sensations, memories, thoughts, values, and past experiences.

Snacking on homemade ginger snaps with my quirky family at Grandma's each year during the Christmas Season bring with it a unique brainfeel.

by alnino2005 September 15, 2016

Brainless brute

A male who struggles to engage in witty and intelligent banter and therefore results to physical intimidation to feed his pseudo masculinity and hide his insecurities. You may struggle to enjoy an intellectual conversation with him, but he may be useful in a scrap

"Hey Jonathan, what's your thoughts on the Fed meeting this morning?"

"I dunno mate, but I'm good at getting people in headlocks"

"You're such a brainless brute"

by roger davies September 22, 2016

Brainless

someone who lacks in intellect or chooses not to use their intellect and acts carelessly without making any mental connections, developing perspective or using foresight .

a gardener , while trimming her shrubberies became brainless when she saw a group of hot guys approaching her and ended up cutting a big hole in the middle .

by tiredbrokenrecord June 8, 2016

Brainfreeze

When the male human ejaculates into their bellybutton after masturbation or sex takes place.

OH FUCC I CAME. SHIT BRAINFREEZE

by Fannygasher16 June 15, 2018

brainlet

purity

purity is a brainlet

by meowigo May 1, 2020