baffl

Best
Asian
Friend
For
Life

Eva is my BAFFL

by Bloody Albo April 26, 2015

Bratfished

Similar to being catfished or fatfished, bratfished means the person you went on a date with was not immediately up front with the fact that they have children.

Jake: Hey, how'd your date with that hottie go?

Allen: It was great but it turns out she has two kids.

Jake: She didn't tell you that up front?

Allen: No

Jake: Bro, you were bratfished.

by Neologist_ March 19, 2020

head baffling

when anything or anyone starts doing/saying something that just totally confuses you.

yo man this shit is head baffling

by Densoflux October 29, 2007

brahface

slang for a tight broham who likes to drink his face off

Jeff "Are you going to Sepanski's party tonight?"

John "I am going to rip my face off and drink out of it, you kiddin brah"

Jeff "Your sick Brahface, hit it hard"

by Jeff Kennedy November 19, 2007

baffooning

the act of yelling at drunken baffoons at or around bar close. usually from the window of an automobile but can also be done via walking.

"hey man, hop in the car lets go baffooning. its close to bar close!"

by Jose~Cuervo March 27, 2010

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

Sam Bradford

#14 Oklahoma Sooners sophomore quarterback.
- 2008 Heisman Trophy winner over UFs Tim Tebow and UTs Colt McCoy.

2008 season: top accuracy percentage in the nation, threw for 48 touchdowns and rushed for another 5. Leads the highest scoring offense in FBS history posting a total of 702, breaking Hawaiis previous record. Also has posted more than 60 points in 5 consecutive games.

Has led the Sooners to the top spot in the nation and a bid to the BCS national championship game on January 8, 2009 against the Florida Gators.

"Did you see that OU QB flip in the endzone vs OSU?"
"Yeah, that was Sam Bradford. He's a badass."

by BO0M3R5O0N3R December 21, 2008