by Ernie McFarles November 9, 2010
Get the bowel ninjasmug. by Troymuse June 9, 2018
Get the Bowels of hellmug. The process of defecating on stage during one's curtian bow at the end of the last performance of the run of a theatrical production.
The Janitor proudly mopped the stage floor after the brilliant actor, with a bitter sweet tear, took his final bowel before the audience.
by actor February 28, 2007
Get the Final Bowelmug. This is when your bowels instinctively shutdown when you are preparing to go around a friends/family members house.
Don’t ask how it happens it just shuts down, i think it a mix of embracement and pure fear (fear of looking like an ass) that triggers a shutdown
It’s a rare talent and can only be possible for a few days (not for longer than 3 days max if you do you can totally fuck up your bowels)
This rare talent is especially good when you don’t want to take a shit, dump or poo (whatever you feel appropriate) around a family members house (especially when you have-not seen them for a long time, or when around a friend’s house who’s sister is hot and you don’t want to embarrass yourself by stinking out the bathroom.
Don’t ask how it happens it just shuts down, i think it a mix of embracement and pure fear (fear of looking like an ass) that triggers a shutdown
It’s a rare talent and can only be possible for a few days (not for longer than 3 days max if you do you can totally fuck up your bowels)
This rare talent is especially good when you don’t want to take a shit, dump or poo (whatever you feel appropriate) around a family members house (especially when you have-not seen them for a long time, or when around a friend’s house who’s sister is hot and you don’t want to embarrass yourself by stinking out the bathroom.
Mark; my parents surprised me with going around my uncles house at the weekend, I have-not seen him in ages, I think I’ll have to do a bowel shutdown
Or
tom; I’m of around Tim’s house for a few day, and I really like his sister she is soooo hot, I’ll have to prepare for a bowel shutdown
Or
tom; I’m of around Tim’s house for a few day, and I really like his sister she is soooo hot, I’ll have to prepare for a bowel shutdown
by moooooooooooooooooooooooooose December 23, 2010
Get the bowel shutdownmug. by CodenameTex December 2, 2016
Get the Bowel Pussymug. I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.
by idrathernotpod June 15, 2018
Get the shower bowelsmug. Eating an excessively large meal.
by ghost towne July 3, 2021
Get the Bowel Packmug.