bonspiel

n. "sporting" activity in which marginally inebriated Canadians curl large lumps of granite down a frozen carpet of ice in order to obtain a "hammer" which, I believe, is the metric equivalent of a "fifth" of rye. Oddly enough a "fifth", in curling, is a player too incompetent to play well. Brooms are used to clear debris off the ice and roller blades can be worn for decreased traction but aren't compulsory.

Originally the game was played on Scotland's lakes by English soldiers with frozen lumps of haggis.
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Dude! I feel like a bonspiel tonight! Let's totally whip some stones into the hack and try to knock out some inturns with a double raise!

Listen to yourself. You've only been curling for a month and already you sound like a Canadian stoner.

Hurry hard!

by gnostic1 September 12, 2011

bowskittle

a midget who allows themselves to be used as a human bidet. Typically they stand and tilt their head back while someone straddles them. Champagne is the cleanser of choice.

That bowskittle did an excellent job of cleaning me up before my proctologist appointment

by wizard sleevens February 3, 2008

Binski

An amazing device that holds up your newspaper, so you don't have to.

That Binski is great. I want a Binski. I need a Binski.

by Jane1Jane February 22, 2009

Boneskirt

A tiny, revealing skirt that chicks wear when they want the attention of some boners.

Dude, check out that hottie over there in the boneskirt, i wanna hit that.

by millertime81 October 17, 2009

boskitoe bite

when a large boskitoe comes and takes a big bite out of you.

Codie: Oh no, i just got a dang big boskitoe bite!

by boskitoemaster69 January 14, 2020

Bonkistan

Bonkistan(also known as the UBSR) is a nation within the bonk vs horny roleplay. The nation is on the bonk side of the war hence the name bonkistan. The nation is ironically communist.

Person 1: Join bonkistan!
Person 2: Ok!

by Heldshift November 30, 2021

Boyskin

noun;

1. A term of endearment between close male friends

2. A term for a Jewish Penn Student who dabbles in the art of pedophilia

1. My boyskin Uncle Dave and I love little kids

by Hugh Japenis February 5, 2009