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That country boy from Holland is such a bumpkin, there ain’t a single person in the town who hasn’t heard the noise coming from his yard, or his truck, or his bedroom.
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me: jurphy, you are the definition of a country bumpkin
jurphy: fuck you, get off me
me: i was never on you... dork
jurphy: fuck you, get off me
me: i was never on you... dork
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